Meteorology 101 Quiz
* I received this in the e-mail inbox from my friend Joe Chance. It's pretty funny stuff...Meteorology 101
Final Exam
Note-While these questions are True/False, you are not to guess at the answer.
This is NOT an open book test.
In Alabama (and Mississippi) it gets so hot :
T / F The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly
T / F You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
T / F You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
T / F Hot water now comes out of both taps
T / F The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper
T / F The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
T / F The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground
T / F You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
T / F You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
T / F You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window
T / F The cows are giving evaporated milk.
T / F Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
* A lot of those would be correctly answered with TRUE today; temperatures will surge into the middle 90's. This could be the hottest day of the year so far! A break is on the way, as slightly cooler air will arrive through the weekend and into early next week.
posted by WTOK Weather Staff @ 9:54 PM
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